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gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

(via borinq)

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repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

(via burgerkid)

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lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

(via sniffing)

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ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

(Source: jessawarriorprincess, via burgerkid)

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cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

(Source: solarsenpai, via allteensrelate)

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madcarnival:

Either way I, don’t want to wake up from you 

I was listening to beyonce and i..

(via striderswag)

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reasons why periods suck

homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful

(via heart)

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easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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(Source: colourfulpantsandaspookyhat, via burgerkid)

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

thestorpidofstupid:

cancerously:

periodictablefromthedepths:

WHY CAN’T I HOLD ALL THIS LAUGHTER

NO ONE ACTUALLY TROLLED THE KIDS EXCEPT FOR TEREZI AND SHE WAS FUCKING GOOD AT IT

TEREZI IS PERFECTION

(Source: chemistsdoitperiodically, via homestuck-arts)